Jimmy Mernik, Staff Reporter
His real name is James Richard Mernik-FYI. Apparently it’s not relevant why he goes by Jimmy, he, quote, “just does.” In Jimmy’s freetime he loves to golf and make life changing speeches for the OHS Speech Team. Jimmy also has to keep his wardrobe freshly updated. He loves Vineyard Vines and Tommy Bahama like a true Orono resident. Can’t find Jimmy? Find the nearest Tommy Bahama store and he’s bound to be within a hundred feet.
In the winter, Jimmy huddles like a penguin like the rest of us scavenging for food in this desolate frozen tundra that we call home. Once and awhile he’ll get outside and go sledding or skating-but Netflix is more his style.
Jimmy spends his summers enjoying the lake by wakeboarding or wake surfing with a little traveling here and there. Jimmy’s favorite vacation spot so far has been the Cayman Islands in the British West Indies. He hopes to someday retire there on a large sailboat with his large sum of money he’s made from being a very successful lawyer.
